Ok here is a clean joke for yall??do you like??funny or not?!
Question: An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.
"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Answers: An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.
"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
where did you "dig" that joke up from...once again you are getting a star from me "kid"...
taht was a good one!
haha good one
Haha. Funny one!
haha wow that old guy cant get out now haha
I Love your joke...did not see the punch line coming at all. Fun!
lol funny
HAHAHHAHAHA!!!! 10/10!!!!
love it heres a star!
that's what im gonna do with mine. let him dig to China. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahaha! i cant stop laughing lol! ahaha!
so original! if i cud give u 10 stars i wud!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
really unexpected end!!!
Okay thats funny.
rotflmaoooooooooooooooooo i love it!
aww nice man!
lmao
THAT WAS SSSSOOOOOOOO FFFUUUUNNNYYY!!!!!!!!!
but what about chinese people then hehehahahahhaahahhahaahahaha