Hahaha a very funny little johnny joke??what you say??do you like it?is it funny!
Question: Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.
Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."
So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."
The teacher says OK, she can handle it.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."
She says yes I know who you are.
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.
Answers: Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.
Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."
So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."
The teacher says OK, she can handle it.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."
She says yes I know who you are.
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.
hahahahahahah i loved it heres a star!!
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:L funny !! :L
star going your WAY!
lol that was funny
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You get a star. That was pretty good. Keep em coming. ;)
ha ha ha, that's funny. 10/10
Ha!Ha! Funny! So funny!
lol, the teacher still made 10 more dollars.
* haha Funny star for you *
lol.....johnny never learns does he?.......thata boy.....lol...
johnnys a good kid
nice joke[:
starred!! hilarious!!
ahaha! i tink tis is ur best yet!
haha! hes a smart gambler!
rotflmaooooooooooooooooooo i love it!!!!!!!!, i love your jokes!
LMAO!!
it was cool coz i wasnt expecting that at the end... AHhAHhhhAAAHhhHA
Cool, well done!
johnnys gonna be rich if not blind