Ok here is another funny joke(slightly dirty)??what you say??do you like it?funn!
Question: A very logical and somewhat cold calculating professor of mathematics sent this fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that now you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband,
Professor Malone
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When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
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Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
Your Wife,
GIMME A STAR!!!if you like it..
Answers: A very logical and somewhat cold calculating professor of mathematics sent this fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that now you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband,
Professor Malone
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When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
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Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
Your Wife,
GIMME A STAR!!!if you like it..
rotflmaooooooooooooooo i love it!!!!!!!!!! that's hot!
STAR haha that was gud
ahhh the beauty of a womans mind!!
LOL
I'll star!
It made me laugh! <3
* hahahahahahah best joke ive read in a while hehehehe star for you ! *
Haha
AHAHAHAH. *star*
Im so using that at school 2morrow.
=)MWAHAHAHAH using it as my own.
lol u have any more
cute!!
HA! long winded but funny... though takes a while to get it if your blonde (no offense meant right)
i usually don't like dirty jokes but this ones nice
Great joke, Is'nt it great when a woman can give as good as she get's. Star from Funky....coming up.
hahaha very good
lmao!
snap!
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a BMW?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
good one!!
great
hahaha I hate math but I loved this joke. V. funny, *star*
hoho what a mind, wonder who's the mathematician eh
LMAO
LOL
HAHAHA.
Excellent, one of your best!
greatttttttt
would could he say she was right and i'v eseen that on YA before you still get a star