A couple had only been married for two weeks...?!


Question: The husband, very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town to party with his buddies. So he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back!"
"Where are you going, coochy-coo?" she asked.
"I'm just going to the bar, my love, for a beer."
"You want a beer, pretty face?" she said, opening the fridge door. The fridge was stocked with 25 different kinds of beer--brands from 10 different countries, including Germany, Holland and Japan.
The husband didn't know what to do. The only thing he could think of saying was, "Yes, baby...but the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses?"
"You want a frozen glass, sweets?" she said, taking a huge beer mug from the freezer, so frozen that chunks of ice were forming out of the air around it.
"Yes, toots, but at the bar there's swearing and lots of dirty words!"
"You want dirty words? Park your butt and drink your f--kin beer cos your married *** ain't going to no damned bar. Got it, jackass??"
And they lived happily ever after.....


Answers: The husband, very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town to party with his buddies. So he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back!"
"Where are you going, coochy-coo?" she asked.
"I'm just going to the bar, my love, for a beer."
"You want a beer, pretty face?" she said, opening the fridge door. The fridge was stocked with 25 different kinds of beer--brands from 10 different countries, including Germany, Holland and Japan.
The husband didn't know what to do. The only thing he could think of saying was, "Yes, baby...but the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses?"
"You want a frozen glass, sweets?" she said, taking a huge beer mug from the freezer, so frozen that chunks of ice were forming out of the air around it.
"Yes, toots, but at the bar there's swearing and lots of dirty words!"
"You want dirty words? Park your butt and drink your f--kin beer cos your married *** ain't going to no damned bar. Got it, jackass??"
And they lived happily ever after.....

this made me laugh

That was funny....I'm going to a bar becaue they have hoes! How was wife gonna answer that one?

* hahaha funny star ! *

funny

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