Top tens ways to a friend their flys are open?!
Question: 1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
Answers: 1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
11. The stable door is open and your horse is taking the air
12. You thinking of joining the crunchie aerobatics team...?
otherwise no.6 is pretty cool!
Hehehe... I'm so gonna use these :D
lol! No.10 is really subtle!
hav a star
very good:)worth a star :)
HAHA i love 3.!
You could also say XYZ..
Xamine Your Zipper.
HEHE!
STAR!
hahahahaha!! good one
yea its working
haha! i love number 10.
it made me lol :D
Tell um "You need to start waring underwear." while pointing at their fly. Or say "aren't you cold down there."
11. Ur Gonna Crash, Cos Ur Flying Low!
Great.
An elderly man went to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was full. The receptionist was a large, imposing woman who said to him in a very loud voice, "You want to see the doctor about impotence, right?"
All of the other patients' heads turned.Hugley embarrassed, but gaining his composure, he replied in an equally loud voice, "No. I've come here to inquire about a sex change operation........I'd like the same doctor who did yours!"
lol
:P haha
LOL!
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lol! nice :D