Some more from Great? Britain.......?!
Question: LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
Trelinski: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris.
THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)
Anne Robinson:- Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what:- Prison, or the Conservative Party?
Contestant: The Conservative Party.
BEACON RADIO (WOLVERHAMPTON)
DJ Mark: For Pounds 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey?
Answers: LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
Trelinski: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris.
THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)
Anne Robinson:- Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what:- Prison, or the Conservative Party?
Contestant: The Conservative Party.
BEACON RADIO (WOLVERHAMPTON)
DJ Mark: For Pounds 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey?
Oh Lordy! They just get worse! Is to be expected from the Midlands though!
I'm a Midlander! Brummy to be precise!
LoL! Brummie overspill! Like, Bridgnorth? I think that is a yam yam overspill isnt it?
Arr, bostin
Goosey - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - lol - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -that was funny!!!
aha haha.........
omg, it's funny how weird their answers are! goosey- wtf?!
WOW!!! Superb jokes!
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I am rolling on the floor laughing my head off! Here's a star for you!!!
OMG they are soo funny but also a bit sad as that is a portrait of our country's intelligence.
There was once a quiz on a local radio station and a woman was asked, 'What was Hitler's first name?" She replied 'Hiel'.
Very funny
PMSL
there was a full list of these jokes somewhere if anyone has it can they post it cheers ;)
brilliant