Have you ever went Ice fishing?!


Question: This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"


Answers: This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one there Suzie.!!!
Got me laughing so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!

We use snowmobles for trolling

LMAO! ii love this.
be my new bestfriend ? (:<3

Haha! But you shouldn't have used blondes for the joke, even if you did make it up or not. P.S. Why does it have to be a girl? Guys are even more clueless than girls. So what are you talking about?

No. You cannot "ice fishing". Well I never saw anyone do it.
*tries to do the thing*. Ok you can't and its impossible!

HaHa

i went ice fishing once and caught so much ice i could hardly carry it back to my house. my freezer is still full of ice as we speak.

heard it before. Not bad.

Cute !

ha ha ha , that's funny, lol
have a star.

I am blond and that is funny . I think it's so funny because my son-in-law got into ice fishing one time and talked me into going. OMG-there is a story behind that! lol



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