The Presidents of the USA?!
Question: They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great
>Wizard .
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>"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
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>Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
>"I've come for some courage."
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>" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"
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>Richard Nixon stepped forward,
>"Well, I think I need a heart."
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>"Done! says the Wizard.
>Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
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>Up stepped George Bush and said,
>"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
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>"No problem! said the Wizard.
>Consider it done."
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>Then there is a great silence in the hall.
>Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a
>word.
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>Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
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>"Well, what do you want?"
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>"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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Answers: They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great
>Wizard .
>
>
>"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
>
>
>
>Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
>"I've come for some courage."
>
>
>" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"
>
>Richard Nixon stepped forward,
>"Well, I think I need a heart."
>
>
>"Done! says the Wizard.
>Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
>
>
>
>
>Up stepped George Bush and said,
>"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
>
>"No problem! said the Wizard.
>Consider it done."
>
>
>Then there is a great silence in the hall.
>Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a
>word.
>
>Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
>
>"Well, what do you want?"
>
>
>"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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Lol, thanks for the laugh. That's awesome! :-)
very funny
hahaha :)
lol
thats good. made me actually laugh out loud
LOL!!! Good one. :)
you know whaaat lol
good but since I hate politics i 'll give it a 7.9 out of 10
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haha!! thats great!
lmao
um.... i dont get it. Wow I must be dumb
hilarious
Oh dear !