Blonde Joke!!!!(Can anyone give me some more that aren't to old?) :)?!
Question: There are three women on a train, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. the redhead takes a bite out of an apple sees a worm in it and throws it out the window. The brunette takes out an orange can't peel it and throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bite out of a grenade thinks it's stale and throws it out the window.
They get off the train and the redhead sees a little girl crying, "What's wrong?" asks the redhead "An apple came down from that train and killed my kitty!"
The brunette then sees a little boy crying "What's wrong?" asks the brunette, "An orange came down from the train and killed my puppy!"
The blonde comes across another little girl and she is laughing. The blonde asks, "What's so funny?" The little girl replies, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!!!"
Kinda old but one of my favorites!
Answers: There are three women on a train, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. the redhead takes a bite out of an apple sees a worm in it and throws it out the window. The brunette takes out an orange can't peel it and throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bite out of a grenade thinks it's stale and throws it out the window.
They get off the train and the redhead sees a little girl crying, "What's wrong?" asks the redhead "An apple came down from that train and killed my kitty!"
The brunette then sees a little boy crying "What's wrong?" asks the brunette, "An orange came down from the train and killed my puppy!"
The blonde comes across another little girl and she is laughing. The blonde asks, "What's so funny?" The little girl replies, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!!!"
Kinda old but one of my favorites!
theres another version of that joke too ( im iraqi, so this is "Our" version of it )
3 guys are on the plane,
the pilot says its too heave must throw something off
one of the guys is chinese,
other one american
and other one is a terrorist from al qaida.
first the chinese throws some knifes down
then the american throws a refrigirator ( not sure how to spell :) )
and the terrorist drops a bomb,
then when they land, they feel a bit guilty, and go chek out what happened,
they see a man crying,
they ask him "why are u crying?"
he says, bunch of knifes fell down from the sky and ripped all my cloths.
then walk away,
and see a man crying again
they ask "why are u crying?"
he says; a refrigirator fell down the sky and broke my house.
they walk away, and see a man laughing
they ask him "why are u laughing?"
he replies; hihihihihihi i just farted and that city just blew up hihihihi"
funny
OMG, I love it!
never heard that one. That was a good one
Haha....I love it!
That's my new favorite...
funny hahaha.........
i know that joke in a nother version , and this version has been my fav jokesince i was like 10
so thiers 3 guys on a plane, the plane is getting heavy so the piolet says "throuh something heavey off"
first guy throws a watermelon
second guy throws a pinapple
and third guy throws a granade
when they get to the floor they see a little girl crying, they say "why you crying" little girl says " a watermelon hit me in the head"
their like 0ohhcrap thats our fault. but they just kept walking
then they saw a little boy crying "why are you crying"
little boy said "cuz a pinapple hit me in the head"
0ohh crap that was us (they said to themselvs)
so they just kept walking
then they seee a really supper fat lady cracking up so loud! insanly laughter!!
and their like "whyt you lauhging"
the ladys says "cuz i farted and me house blew up hahahaha "
Hahaha nice! lovez it
woulda gave a star but I reached my daily limit :(
Hugss thx 4 the laugh :)
There was this blonde driving down the road and all the sudden she sees a tree in front of her so she swirves to the right and another is infront of her so she swirves left and another one is infront of her so finally she swirves right into a ditch. When a officer arrives at the scen he asks what had happened and she says officer I was driving and I kept having trees in front of me so I swirved to avoid them. the offer goes to check out the scene and returns only to say that she had mistaken a tree for her peppermint tree air freshener.
(I know, I know, it's stupid even for a blond joke at least I can say that I didn't make this one up)
I'll try:
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck in an island. Civilization is just a mile away across the ocean, and one day the girls decided to swim across.
First up was the brunette. She said her prayers, started swimming, but got tired 1/4th of the way, so she drowned.
Next up was the redhead. She braced herself, swam, but gave up 7/8th of the way and drowned.
Finally, the blonde was ready. She got ready, swam 1/2 of a mile, and got tired so she swam back to the island.
If you didn't get that, the blonde swam half way, then came back. She could have gotten all the way.
NEXT ONE:
A blonde's husband left her and took all of their stuff except alittle money, a car, and a house. One day, the blonde prayed to God, asking to win the lottery so she didn't have to lose her house and car.
She didn't win.
Later, the blonde tried again and prayed for God to make her win the lottery so she didn't have to lose the car and the house.
She didn't win and lost her car.
One night, she tried again and in the middle of her prayer, a thunderstorm erupted. God appeared so the blonde asked Him, "God, why haven't you let me win the lottery like I prayed for?"
God said, "Well, you gotta help me out a bit and buy a lottery ticket first!"
If you didn't get that, you're probably a blonde too.
LAST ONE:
(This is one I don't like so much, so don't get hopes up)
A brunette and 10 blondes were on a climbing trip, when something bad happened. The eleven girls were climbing a rope, and they saw that the rope wasn't holding up to well and decided that at least one girl had to get off. The girls freaked out and started screaming and kicking for someone to sacrafice themself. The brunette told everyone to shut up and said, "Well everyone, we came a long way, and I think we should all clap for ourselves for getting this far"
All the blondes clapped.
If you didn't get that, they were all climbing a rope, so when the blondes clapped, they all fell.
and the little girl was just another blonde??
haha thats good thats my favourite joke from now on hahaha...x
That's a good one. Can I put it on my website? email me a yes or no using my username at yahoo.com
Okay...
There was a little blonde and she was driving down the interstate. She was speeding and got pulled over. The officer asked for her DLand she asked what it was. The officer told her what it looked like and that it was kept in your wallet. She found it and all was good.
The officer asked for her registration and insurance information. She again asked what they were and the officer explained. She found them and all was good.
Then the officer explained why she was being pulled over. She pouted a bit and flashed her baby blues at the officer. The officer said he could make the ticket go away..pulled out his schlong...and the blonde said," Oh no! Not another breathalizer test! I just took one last week!"
One of my faves--I am a natural blonde!