Is this a cruel or realistic wife ???!
Question: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die".
1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.
4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
"You're going to die," she replied.
Answers: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die".
1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.
4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
"You're going to die," she replied.
Sigh. It means I'm going to die..but not as soon as he is.
She's neither mean nor realistic..
She's a wife.
Sigh.
Hey 2 outta 2 ain't bad is it...is it...
[sob}
mean wife!!!
i think it is a cruel AND realistic wife!
LOL LOL. the world is weird.
I think the doctor is the hubby's friend! Their plans for easy street just backfired!!!
lol!
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good one!
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hi a realist and very funny Hugs
lol very cute.....and she is a realist....the doctor was not ;)
Cute joke about a selfish and mean wife