Jokes anyone?!
Question: write a short funny joke and i will choose the best one.
Answers: write a short funny joke and i will choose the best one.
a blonde girl goes up to u n says ''whats IDK mean?'' You say ''I DONT KNOW'' she says''OMG NOBODY KNOWS?? welll its funny to me..lol
why did hitler commit suicide?
he got his gas bill in the mail...
too bad I had a funny long joke :)
where does bin ladden keep his cd's
in iraq (i rack as some people pronounce it)
its very short one
- those who write looking one paper its copying
- but if he writing looking more than one paper its doing reasearch
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
ok theres this one dude who god tell hes gonna die in 1 day so that day hes says "man i gott eat all i want, drink all i want and lose my viginity" so he goes to a restaurant and eats all he wants he goes to a water fountain and drinks all he wants, then they day was about to be over so and he had not yet lost his virginity so he sees a donkey and says 'well its all i got"so he trys to do the donkey but it wouldnt hold still, then at random a beutiful girls fall out of the sky and he catches her, she says thanks alot i will do anythig for u, the dude repeats "anything??" and she says "anything!!" so he says ok help me hold this donkey still
our math professor always used to carry his shoes with his lean leg(it appears so.....)
what is white and in a babies diaper?
answer-micheal jackson's hand
There was a flat with 3 apartments. The guy who lived at the top didnt have a sink so he had to shave out of the window. The guy below him didnt have a toilet so he had to urinate out the window. And the guy at the bottom didnt have an oven so he had to cook in the garden.
One day the top guy dropped his razor whilst the middle guy was peeing out the window, and chopped the guys dick off. Meanwhile th bottom guy was having a barbeque.
Later in the day the top guy said "I had a terrible day I lost my razor." And the middle guy said, "Mine was even worse I lost my dick!" And the bottom guy said, "I had a great day, I got an extra sausage!"
Ok. Please, all you Christians and Catholics, don't yell at me....
Three nuns died and went to Heaven. St Peter was at the Gate waiting to admit them. He told them they'd each have to answer a question before he could allow them to go in.
Peter asked the first Nun, "What was the name of the first man created?" The Nun responded, "It was Adam, of course!" Peter stepped aside and let her in.
Peter asked the second Nun, "Ok, what was the name of Adam's wife?" The Nun grinned and said, "Of course, it was Eve!" Peter let this Nun in as well.
He turned to the third Nun and asked her, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after eating the fruit of knowledge?" This floored the Nun. Tried as she might to recall where she might have learned this throughout her life of service, she was stumped. She sadly shook her head, knowing she was doomed, and replied, "Oh my! That's a hard one!" Imagine her surprise when the Gates flew open to let her in!
what do you get when y ou mix holy water w/ castor oil?
a Religious movement
Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written ...... write an essay on "MY FATHER” in just 30-45 words .So Billooo was utterly confused & nervous ...what to do!!! Tillooo gave an idea . . . . Just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father..... So this was how Billooo & Tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"..... .Fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare. I have so many fathers, but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.
A Irishman walked into a bar with a head under his arm. He put the head on the bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a beer for me and one for the head." The bartender was astonished when the head said, "what are you looking at, give me my beer!" A big crowd gathered 'round as the Irishman and the head drank about one dozen beers a piece. By now, both of them were getting
quite drunk and the bartender said, "I think you've both had enough. Heh, said the Irishman, " We've
just begun to drink; it's St. Patty's day you know!
After two more beers, the Irishman began staggering and the head started rolling on top of the bar. "That's it, shouted the bartender, your both cut-off." The Irishman pounded his fist on the bar really hard and said, "I want another!" The force of the his fist hitting hitting the bar knocked the head on the floor and it smashed into dozens of pieces! The bardtender looked down at the mess and said, "See, you should have quit while you were a head!"
My balls is red and the dik is blue and balls is pink and the dik is grey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>