Got a good joke??!
Question: Aparently 'Tell me a joke.' as your question will get deleted for some dumb reason. So, Yahoo!, is this better?
Would any one like to share a joke with my cranky a$$??
Hey, its a question.
Answers: Aparently 'Tell me a joke.' as your question will get deleted for some dumb reason. So, Yahoo!, is this better?
Would any one like to share a joke with my cranky a$$??
Hey, its a question.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3..
one to hold the bulb and two to twist him around.
my great grandpa told me that one. :)
Q.what did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A.You need to breathe!
Q.what do you call a parrot that doesnt eat?
A. POLYNOMIAL
Q.what did the number 0 say to the number 8?
A. Nice belt
blonde joke
A blonde in a hot red sportscar gets pulled over for speeding. The lady cop (who also happens to be a blonde) strolls up to her window and asks to see her licence.
The driver looks through her purse for a minute, then, looking perturbed, asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police says, "Well, its little and rectangular and has a picture of you on it."
"Oh, I have one of those," says the driver, who fishes throungh her purse and quickly pulls out a mirror. "Here you go." She hands it to the cop.
The police lady looks at it for a second, then hands it back to the driver. "OK, you are free to go. Sorry about that. I didn't realize you were a cop too."
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
Knock knock
Whose there?
Gruesome
Gruesome tomatoes in my garden!
q.why is 10 afraid of 7
a because 7 ate 9 (7 8 9)
Q.what do u call bees that make milk
a.boobees
Q. why are babys good at football
A.because there good at dribeling
the wife comes home to find that her husband aint home he comes back with his pockets full with money he tells his wife that they had a competition to see what pienus was the biggest and that he won then his wife said oh so that means william wasent there.