A washing powder salesman knocked on a lady`s door?!
Question: `Good morning madam, I`d like to show you our new washing powder which can clean and refresh any article of clothing`.
`Oh`, said the lady, that sounds interesting, `come in and tell me all about it`.
The salesman went into her home and started telling her about the amazing cleaning abilities of the powder.
`Let me demonstrate madam` he said, `do you have something really dirty that needs washing`?
`Yes` she said, `I have a pair of my husbands underpants that he has been wearing for 2 weeks`.
`Perfect` he said, `now I need a bowl of hot water and a bowl of cold`.
`Into the hot, out of the hot, into the cold out of the cold, up to the nose, mmmmm, fresh as a rose`.
`That`s marvellous ` she said.
`Ok madam, now I need something really really filthy dirty to show you what it can really do`.
`Well, I am a bit ashamed but I have a pair of my old knickers`
`Ok, madam, into the hot out of the hot, into the cold out of the cold, up to the nose... into the hot out of the hot....!!!!
Answers: `Good morning madam, I`d like to show you our new washing powder which can clean and refresh any article of clothing`.
`Oh`, said the lady, that sounds interesting, `come in and tell me all about it`.
The salesman went into her home and started telling her about the amazing cleaning abilities of the powder.
`Let me demonstrate madam` he said, `do you have something really dirty that needs washing`?
`Yes` she said, `I have a pair of my husbands underpants that he has been wearing for 2 weeks`.
`Perfect` he said, `now I need a bowl of hot water and a bowl of cold`.
`Into the hot, out of the hot, into the cold out of the cold, up to the nose, mmmmm, fresh as a rose`.
`That`s marvellous ` she said.
`Ok madam, now I need something really really filthy dirty to show you what it can really do`.
`Well, I am a bit ashamed but I have a pair of my old knickers`
`Ok, madam, into the hot out of the hot, into the cold out of the cold, up to the nose... into the hot out of the hot....!!!!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Not smelling as nice as the men's hey, lol.!!!
Excellent so 10/10.!!!
Witty.!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
Good joke, well done.
ewwwwwwwwww
I don't get it.
pants
lol...nice one
Funny
ha ha