A good joke about and old lady?!


Question: An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter
At the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

Don't worry about that," says St. Peter,"It's only someone
Having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with
The conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head
Drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there,"says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and taken
Advantage of."

"Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already got the holes
For that."


Answers: An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter
At the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

Don't worry about that," says St. Peter,"It's only someone
Having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with
The conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head
Drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there,"says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and taken
Advantage of."

"Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already got the holes
For that."

WOW! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Here's a star for you!!!

Very funny

nice one

lol
:)

Cool, but not the sort of joke unfortunately I could use in an oldies rest home magazine and keep my job....
Not that I want the job.
Oh to hell with it.... Can I copy it?
It was funny, and worth a star.

Bad taste.

Sorry but I dint find this joke funny , I do appreciate your efforts , but no joy from here , sorry .

lmao! thats true, but whats about guys?? xD

love it thanks for the laugh hahahahaha have a star

hahaha funny

Wow that was insanely funny!!! Thanks for that. **starred it**

it made me laugh

LMAO

hahaha!

:))))) omg, i think i agree

Funny! 100!



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