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Question: Morron is writing letter to his friend ram.Then Dumbo comes in...
Dumbo:Morron,why are you writing so slowly?
Morron:Coz Ram doesn't know how to read fast!
Guest to waiter: “This chicken dish is not complete.”
Waiter: “Why, sir?”
Guest: “It has only one leg. What happened to its second leg?”
Waiter: “Sir, actually its leg was broken in a fight with another chicken!”
Guest: “Then take it away and bring me the chicken who won the fight!”
Raghu-Papa please buy me a bicycle.
Papa-I will buy u one if you stand first in class.
THE NEXT DAY
Raghu-Papa,u will have to buy me a bicycle today because I was the first person to stand up in class today when the teacher walked in!!!
Once a Teacher asked her students after a test if the questions were diffcult.
A student stood up and said the questions were easy but the answers were diffcult.
Answers: Morron is writing letter to his friend ram.Then Dumbo comes in...
Dumbo:Morron,why are you writing so slowly?
Morron:Coz Ram doesn't know how to read fast!
Guest to waiter: “This chicken dish is not complete.”
Waiter: “Why, sir?”
Guest: “It has only one leg. What happened to its second leg?”
Waiter: “Sir, actually its leg was broken in a fight with another chicken!”
Guest: “Then take it away and bring me the chicken who won the fight!”
Raghu-Papa please buy me a bicycle.
Papa-I will buy u one if you stand first in class.
THE NEXT DAY
Raghu-Papa,u will have to buy me a bicycle today because I was the first person to stand up in class today when the teacher walked in!!!
Once a Teacher asked her students after a test if the questions were diffcult.
A student stood up and said the questions were easy but the answers were diffcult.
a star for you!! ... LOL .. luved it all ...
NIce jokes but i don wan 10 points...giv it to someone else..
haha i liked the first one!! good jokes
Is the one about "standing first in class" translated from a differnt language? It doesn't work too well in English. The others are ok and the last one is the story of my life!
I bet your a scream a minute to go out with.
From where you copied?? but these are nice jokes.....
what you were able to get 3 stars???they are not from India anyway these are very old jokes.........i'll direct you to some very good starred ones..........check 'the funny ducky' jokes........
Hah ha ha... Good One.... Granted.....10 Points