Does anyone have any quick GOOD jokes?!
Question: Thank you and you peeps all have a nice night.
Answers: Thank you and you peeps all have a nice night.
mushroom walks into a bar ,
bartender says "can i help you?"
"yeah ",says the mushroom" gime a beer and a shot of whiskey."
bartender says "i dont serve mushrooms "
mushroom says "COME ON I’M A FUN GI"
I though it was cute. xx
Another short joke
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath,
he
ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis
Read the following passage and then scroll down for further instructions at the end. Read loudly to yourself:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word in each line then you will understand what is funny in this.
What worse than a bad life ?
A good death lol
Mas Selamat told me he has undergo plastic surgery and his new face even fooled the police at orchard road.He has a message that he wants to sent to his friends. http://abdulrashidworld.blogspot.com/
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish!
Why did the fly fly?
B/c the spider spied her
(( The trick is to say spied her like spider))
Three blondes walked into a bar and none of them ducked.
Not exactly short.. but my friend just sent this to me the oter day.. at first I was like "that's stupid." then I almost cried laughing, ha.
This guy's mother has been living in his home for a couple of weeks and one day he comes home to find his mother on the floor so he panics and calls 911 and they rush her off to the hospital. The doctor comes out and says to the guy " Well I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that your mother suffered a massive stroke. She's going to live but the stroke has left her paralyzed, your going to have to bathe her and dress her every morning for the next 20 years. She also has lost the ability to speak so she's just going to make this awful, high-pitched squealing noise like a parrot. Also, she has lost the ability to use her hands and so you'll have to feed her every day and change her diaper." The guy looks at the doctor and says "My gosh, well what's the good news?" and the doctor looks at him and says "I'm just kidding with you, she's dead!" hahaha. I'll try to think of more. :D
President Bush saw a ugly monkey and he said
"get that f**king ugly monkey out of my face"
then the bodyguard next to him said
"... um Mr. president that's a mirror you are staring at..."
I really like yOu LoOkInG aT mE?'s old man joke.
give her the 10 points.