Why can't they just hold it in? (joke)?!
Question: Two girls have been out in town for the night gettin smashed; they were on their way home when they both decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery. About halfway through, they notice that they really need to pee, so they dash to a little secluded area among the graves to relieve themselves.
When she's finished, the first woman takes off her knickers and uses them to wipe herself, she then throws them into the bushes.
However, the other girl is wearing an expensive pair so instead she picks up a ribbon dangling from a nearby grave, wipes herself and then they both go home.
The following day their husbands are talkin and one of them says to the other "I think we should keep a close eye on our wives, last night my wife came home wearing no knickers."
The second guy replies "Thats nothin, my wife came home with a card stuck between her legs saying:
"We will never forget you."
Answers: Two girls have been out in town for the night gettin smashed; they were on their way home when they both decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery. About halfway through, they notice that they really need to pee, so they dash to a little secluded area among the graves to relieve themselves.
When she's finished, the first woman takes off her knickers and uses them to wipe herself, she then throws them into the bushes.
However, the other girl is wearing an expensive pair so instead she picks up a ribbon dangling from a nearby grave, wipes herself and then they both go home.
The following day their husbands are talkin and one of them says to the other "I think we should keep a close eye on our wives, last night my wife came home wearing no knickers."
The second guy replies "Thats nothin, my wife came home with a card stuck between her legs saying:
"We will never forget you."
so so
Hahahaha that's really funny!!
Very funny; have a star.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
lol, that is really funny!
Its tough to be a woman
Men have it easy. Anywhere is a restroom. xD