How earnestly do YOU say grace at the table? (joke)?!
Question: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boyeverything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
Answers: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boyeverything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
HAHAHAHA.....that just made my day!! Great joke!!
Lol, I've heard this one before.
Cracks me up everytime. :)
Heard it. so many times. its ok.
Good one bebop
Really cute !
oh my gosh, that is just toooo funny
that was a good one....requires a little reading though...lol
OMG!This is SO funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hilarious!!!:D:D:D:D
Loved it! star for you!!!:D
hahaha good joke
Good one again!!
very funny
that made my day!
hahahahah!
good one
:D
LOL -- AWKWARD!
hahaha i get it thats funny!!
poor dude.
hahahahahahahaha
Who do you suppose is more surprised.
The boy, or the dad.....?
Oh wow.
Never expected that!
When I was reading it, I was wondering how this one will end and wow I never saw that coming!
Keep up the great work Dr. Bebop!