Jokes / pick up lines..?..??!
Question: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex.?
Ring her and tell her..xx
Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine.?
You can bung your load in a machine and it wont call you a week later..xx
Cheesy pick up lines
1) Cupid called, he says to tell you that i need my heart back.
2) Girl you better have a licence coz your driving me crazy.
3) How was heaven when you left?.
4) I think i can die happy now coz i just seen a piece of heaven.
Answers: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex.?
Ring her and tell her..xx
Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine.?
You can bung your load in a machine and it wont call you a week later..xx
Cheesy pick up lines
1) Cupid called, he says to tell you that i need my heart back.
2) Girl you better have a licence coz your driving me crazy.
3) How was heaven when you left?.
4) I think i can die happy now coz i just seen a piece of heaven.
Pink Bear...you can do better.
Gave you a star anyway.
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lol
I would like to get inside your pants.
Lol, funny. :-)
whats your parents phone number cause I wanna call and thank them for having you!
Lmao. i love the both star