Husband and wife jokes??!
Question: read one get two free!!
A husband & wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary,
the wife starts to undress & asked the husband "What did you think when i stripped of 10 years ago?"
He says "I wanted to f**k your brains out & suck your T**s dry".
She says "What are you thinking right now?"
He said "by the looks of you i done a pretty good job."
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."
Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.
"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs."
Every time this couple made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years and a couple of kids the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Answers: read one get two free!!
A husband & wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary,
the wife starts to undress & asked the husband "What did you think when i stripped of 10 years ago?"
He says "I wanted to f**k your brains out & suck your T**s dry".
She says "What are you thinking right now?"
He said "by the looks of you i done a pretty good job."
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."
Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.
"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs."
Every time this couple made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years and a couple of kids the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
thanks for the laugh you get a star!
HaHa Funny (Y)Y)Y)Y)Y)
but can only give one star!very funny all three!
LOL, they're all good, but I liked the last one best. That is good stuff. :-)
you explain the kids."ruddy funny ah ah ah!
all hilarious!!l.o.l.
HAHAHAHA!! THOSE ARE HILARIOUS!!!
all acceptable!!
made me titter!!
goodness gracious..
Oh that's top-quality jokes right there... really made me a laugh, a star for you!
excellent.
Wish i could give you 3 stars...
great laugh...