Is this Joke Funny? -- Annual Nymphomania Convention?!
Question: A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomania Convention in Chicago".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.
We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba..
Answers: A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomania Convention in Chicago".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.
We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, this is even funnier than the other one -- you're on a roll tonight!
10 10 10 10 10 10 tell me some more -- I need to laught tonight!
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no
HAHA! i get it.
jajajajja noo
Yes...yes, this joke is definitely funny.
ROFLMAO!
lolllll dude
keep it up
haha
wait I don't get it ?
Freaking hilarious.
Pretty good.
A tiny bit. I kind of smiled.
Well the punchline was kinda expected... but funny enough that I smiled a little.
Lol.. I get it.. lol
: )
Meh... I give it a 6.
slight chuckle
yeah, thats great. a star for you
not good
HAhahahhahhahahahahahahhhahaha.
I don't get it
from 1 to 10
its a 5
whoever said no is crazy! this is so funny. and true on so many levels. apparently this guy wants to be known as the best-endowed potential lover lover. this one is good. mind if I steal it?? lol
Yep! It's a good one! I heard this a long time ago and thought it was really funny - I could never remember the whole thing and I'm so glad to see it written out! Thanks!!
cute, have a star.
yep made me laugh!
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What is really funny is the definition in Spanish of "tonto."
But this is a pretty funny story in just about every way.