The Magic Phrase?!
Question: It's midday. Sunny and warm. You walk into a small cafe. Sit. The atmosphere is calm and relax. Only a few other people are in the place. Then out of the corner of your eye see an individual of the opposite sex. You can't take your eyes off this person. The attraction is immediate and strong. They are paying their bill. This is it. If you don't act now you may never see this vision of perfection again. You calmly get up and walk over. One deep breath and you say:
Answers: It's midday. Sunny and warm. You walk into a small cafe. Sit. The atmosphere is calm and relax. Only a few other people are in the place. Then out of the corner of your eye see an individual of the opposite sex. You can't take your eyes off this person. The attraction is immediate and strong. They are paying their bill. This is it. If you don't act now you may never see this vision of perfection again. You calmly get up and walk over. One deep breath and you say:
hi can i ask your name because im lost and looking for a certain person who escaped my heart?
will you sit on my face and be my beard?
can i have the chilly sauce bottle
In joey's tone "how u doin??"
and then just laugh off and say "just kiddin dude!!its boring to sit in a cafe alone......and you are alone too......want some company over some tea?"
I hate pick up lines so i probably wouldnt use one and i dont think my brain would be functioning to give me a proper pick up line :D
i dont. i am happily married and i wouldnt be checking out other women like that. some of us are actually monogamous.
Why is your butt like a donkey and an onion mixed together?
'Cuz you have an a*s sooo fine it's bringin' tears to my eyes.
lol
Wanna take a walk?
hi!! it's a wonderful day isn't it?
then after a few moments.... i'll say...
may i know your name??
honey...can u plz pay my bill...???
1) Is she single?
If so, "Hey baby, you must've been in jail, because its gotta be illegal to look that fine."
you're hot
CAN I BE YOUR SHOE SO I CAN HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VIEW.......assuming you are a man of course
(Before approaching, check to see if he/she is wearing a wedding ring. If not, then it's a go.)
"Excuse me, haven't I seen you somewhere recently? Were you at ________ last week? I recognize your sweet smile and beautiful eyes. "
After they say I was not there, then say "would you like to accompany me there on ________? I just broke up with my boyfriend (or) girlfriend and did not want to go alone. I really think you'll have a good time."
If the attraction is mutual, the rest is history.
you want my fries?
Hi Im _______ and i'm new around here you look like you know it pretty well around here umm could you show me around.....or something like that.....i donno
"Uh... so ... like... what are you doing later?" Lame but realistic in my case. lol