Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? Here?!


Question: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? Here
is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge
knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber, and you are an
expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

.........................................


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer t he
question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have
I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack? Could we run away? What does my wife thi nk?
W hat about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his
hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my
children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me? If I were to grab his
knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day,
and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

...............


Republican's Answer:

BANG!

................... ..... . ... ..................


Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click.... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or the Hollow Points?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!??!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'


Answers: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? Here
is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge
knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber, and you are an
expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

.........................................


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer t he
question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have
I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack? Could we run away? What does my wife thi nk?
W hat about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his
hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my
children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me? If I were to grab his
knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day,
and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

...............


Republican's Answer:

BANG!

................... ..... . ... ..................


Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click.... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or the Hollow Points?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!??!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'

I am all Southern BANG,BANG,BANG, YOU ARE DEAD ,NOW BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND GO TO BED

that is why no one in their right mind will trust me with a loaded weapon

I'm a Southerner. Really, I am.

lol



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