Sick Leave (Joke)?!


Question: Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work,
But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.



I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.





So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.




My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.



I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
So, that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few
days off.





A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'


I told him I was a light bulb.



He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.


'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.


'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'...And where do you think you're going?!'
You're gonna love this....
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She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!


Answers: Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work,
But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.



I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.





So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.




My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.



I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
So, that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few
days off.





A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'


I told him I was a light bulb.



He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.


'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.


'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'...And where do you think you're going?!'
You're gonna love this....
*
*
*
*
*
She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!

heheheheheeeee BLONDES!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

THIS WAS FUNNY!!!!

STAR 4 U!!!!!!!

That's good!

Have a star!

LOL... good one

great joke

lol

that was funny!! =)

I LOVED IT.
LOL!

Thats great. Star for you?

rotflmao i love it...poor thing that's so cute and sad @ the same time

Funny! 100!



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