Sick Leave (Joke)?!
Question: Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work,
But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
So, that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few
days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.
'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.
'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'...And where do you think you're going?!'
You're gonna love this....
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She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!
Answers: Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work,
But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
So, that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few
days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.
'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.
'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'...And where do you think you're going?!'
You're gonna love this....
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*
*
*
*
She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!
heheheheheeeee BLONDES!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL
THIS WAS FUNNY!!!!
STAR 4 U!!!!!!!
That's good!
Have a star!
LOL... good one
great joke
lol
that was funny!! =)
I LOVED IT.
LOL!
Thats great. Star for you?
rotflmao i love it...poor thing that's so cute and sad @ the same time
Funny! 100!