Do you have natural talent for your job? (joke)?!
Question: A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Answers: A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Wait, wait, I can't breathe!!! I'm laughing too hard. That one was the best. I wish I could star it more than once!
i'm going to read your other jokes this one made me chuckle. but i'm going to star it.
Oh yhea that was a brilliant joke **starred it** I like alot of your jokes!
hahahahaha
WOW OMG hahaha lol she was devorce attorney LOL
super
haha
Did you make this joke up?
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that was weird
made me drop my jaw rather than laugh...
haha.... isnt that the truth!
aha.
niceee.
hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAAHH loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I HAD 1000 STARS THEY WOULD GO TO YOU!!! thxs for the great laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!! hahahah i cant stop now!!!!!hahahaha loved it!!!!!!!!!! thxs thxs thxs!!!!
That's the best joke ever!!
Have a star, my friend!
LOL!
that is HILARIOUS!
soooo clever,
guess thats one way to get money out of a bloke.
I think that lawer is related to my 'Out-Laws..
If this was a fact, it would be scary to get a divorce from this woman. haha.
? Very funny! ?
haaaaaaaaahahahahaha
that's so hilarious!!
one of your best!!!
we need to create
TheCultOfBebop
hehe just kidding