The Ultimate Blonde joke list? (joke)?!
Question: Normally I'm not a fan of blonde jokes but
In Honor of Prissie, a very Blonde and lovable fan.....
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote: "Sagittarius." .
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said: "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
Answers: Normally I'm not a fan of blonde jokes but
In Honor of Prissie, a very Blonde and lovable fan.....
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote: "Sagittarius." .
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said: "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
My little furry friend.
1. Thank you for the joke. Im truly honoured and blessed to have such a kind and considerate friend.!!!
2. If you EVA EVA do that 2 me again....with OUT a Puffer warning.....Assuming I can ever actually get up, from the wet mess on the floor Im going to swim over there and shoot you
3.2lines into the joke I was laughing, by the boyz IImen I was coughing, The ruler to bed...Icouldnt help wondering if you knew about all the other stuff in there, so nearly vomited, which of course, afta having so many kids, it was hard not to wet myself. ....by the time you had me falling over the phone, I had to go and find a puffer, , I was gagging and laughing so hard. you rotter....well the rest is just history.. You will nees to come and clean the mess in my house..you caused it.
studying 4a blood test.... mate you know me too well
4. My friend..I kid you not... No 1 has had that effect on me in mannnnnny years....
5.BLEEEEEEDDDIIIINNNGGGG EEEXXCCCEELLLAANNNTTT.
the joke, not the mess... You are truly the brightest star ....
thank you. (thats just not a justifying reponse)...maybe I should lie back and light a smoke..or something,
mainman marc...dont you start 2,,,oh dear...blonde is just a state of mind....It really isnt a disease.
excellent - love them all
Love it! have a star! xxxx
Yay these are funny lol!!!!!!
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Good job!
awesome but you need to add "what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?"...."RUN like hell cause she has the granade in her mouth"....or "what do you do if a blonde throws a granade at you?"...."pick it up pull the pin and throw it back?
awesome!!!more of these!!!! plssss!!!
i luv em!!!
my sister had tennis shoes that said tgif. i think it was for toes go in first. i LOVE this list and i'll be sure to check out your other postings. Thank You for brightening our day.
that was funny a little like the yo mamma jokes but still you made me laugh.
hahaha! lol! rotgl (rolling on the ground laughing)
WHERE DO YOU GET ALL OF YOUR JOKES!! They are super funny!!! pls post more!!
p.s. here is a star!
wow that was amazing.....where did you get these?
that is awesome...
LOL -- I hadn't heard most of these. They're great.
You're the BEST!
(a side- of tickles for u).
"She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said: "Concentrate..."
Blondie was hypnotized. "100% pure"
Fresh, orange you?
= )
ha ha!
those are good ones.
a lot of them i havent heard before.
*She got fired at the m&m's factory for throwing out the w's. hahah.
? ? ? I loved them!?They all were SO funny! Good Job! ? ? ?
HAHA nice. out of all of those i've heard only lilke 2
Good ones! Funny! 100!