A joke for you. what do you think ?!
Question: Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.
He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster lighter?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"
"Yes, right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie.
The friend asks the genie, "Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will" the genie replies.
The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"
Answers: Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.
He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster lighter?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"
"Yes, right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie.
The friend asks the genie, "Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will" the genie replies.
The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"
Brilliant.
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Ha ha very good. xx
Very funny lol
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i reli like this
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Hahaha! Funny.
haha..lmao
very good!lol
hhahaah
that is funny but haf u ever heard about the 2 aliens???
lol very good
hahaha I get it haha.
~*chuckles softly*~
A very good one.
That is really funny!!!
LMAO that was funny
Great. 4 that , go on, u get a star!
yeah its preety funny
good stuff, LOL.
Yup, pretty good.
thats bloody hilarious, gonna show it to my dad because he plays golf and he'll appreciate it!! lol xx
lol funny one :) !!!
Very funny
ha that's funny. good one
LMAO.. That is brilliant.. heres a star for brightning up my day =D
LOVE IT!!!!
Old one from back in the day old bar joke ok!
Yeah!!! I liked it keep'em coming
excellent joke
That was funny. LOL