Another joke from a guy with a broken heart?!


Question: after all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for the CIA assasin position — two men and one woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said. "You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you’re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can’t kill my wife."

The agent replies "You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots


Answers: after all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for the CIA assasin position — two men and one woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said. "You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you’re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can’t kill my wife."

The agent replies "You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots

It's not a bad joke - you just left off the ending -

Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didnt tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Hmmm... it's all right.

That's not a joke,it's a crap story. Rubbish. A joke has a punchline that you don't expect.

To the person who gave me the thumbs down, schroll down to star girl who includes the punchline and you will see that I am right. The joke part was missing. Cretin.

funny

this is crap

funny

Hmm, I watch the Movie Borat and Borat was happy when he found out that his Wife is dead. Must be related^^

All I can say to the woman is you go girl!!!

Sorry, try again.

I think you've gone wrong somewhere

There's not really an ending...i mean, okay she shot the gun but where did she shoot her husband? did she kill him (which isn't funny)? shoot him in the nuts?? leg??? hand???? i mean, give us somethin...lol


Stargirl's ending was funny. :)
Good job

funny

hahaha



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