Any Yo Momma jokes?!


Question: i love those(:


Answers: i love those(:

Yeah!

Yo mom:)
Jk Chelsie.. Btw to everyone; me and Chelsie know eachother.

ya momma so dumb she tried 2 put m&m's in althabetical order lmfao!!!

Yo Momma every time she turns around it's her birthday.

Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.

Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

lol google more!!!!

1. yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and screamed " HEY!!! who threw the rock"

2. yo mama so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks

3. yo mama so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma is so dumb she cant spell IQ.

Yo momma is so fat her cellphone rang and people thought she was backing up.

yo momma is so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the wale sang "WE ARe Family"
yo momma so fat she went to a donut store and said " yes YES! heaven!

Yo Mamma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.



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