I think this is so funny, do you?!
Question: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'
Boy - '$750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'
The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $1,000.'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'.
The priest says, 'Don't start that sh it again you little pr ick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
Answers: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'
Boy - '$750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'
The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $1,000.'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'.
The priest says, 'Don't start that sh it again you little pr ick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is an Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh Greybeard.!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!
excellent
haha very good lol
HAHA! I must say that's pretty good
thats awesome..star for you..
well done that is funny as **** :)
lol.
Well done !!!
i like it its so funny 10 out of10
hahahahahaha
Ha ha ha ha....verrrrrry funnie.....
That is superb. Definitely a 9.5/10. I reckon I′ll still be laughing tomorrow!!!
that was brilliant, well done
funny
good one
Nice.
very funny!!
10/10 goooood one.lol
that was really funny and had a really nice twist
I can't stop laughing !!!!
Great joke !!!
I wish I could give points, for best jokes!
haha it was the priest haha lmao!!! haha dat lil boy is smart...x
ha ha ha ha
here is a star
yep this one is funny.
funny every time I read it!! It was funnier yesterday when it was posted though....
luv it!
HAHAHAHAAHH loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I HAD 1000 STARS THEY WOULD GO TO YOU!!! thxs for the great laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!! hahahah i cant stop now!!!!!hahahaha loved it!!!!!!!!!! thxs thxs thxs!!!!
thats too funny good one
Pretty good. Made me laugh.
=P
That really was a good one! i got tears rolling down my face!