Apartment rental?!


Question: A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
But he will have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,
Calling the payment
"RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he has his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following typed note:


Dear Madam: :

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note,

The girl immediately returned the check for $250

With the following note:


Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
If you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
Please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
Contact your present landlady


A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
But he will have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,
Calling the payment
"RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he has his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following typed note:


Dear Madam: :

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note,

The girl immediately returned the check for $250

With the following note:


Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
If you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
Please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
Contact your present landlady

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
But he will have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,
Calling the payment
"RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he has his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following typed note:


Dear Madam: :

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note,

The girl immediately returned the check for $250

With the following note:


Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
If you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
Please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
Contact your present landlady


Answers: A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
But he will have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,
Calling the payment
"RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he has his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following typed note:


Dear Madam: :

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note,

The girl immediately returned the check for $250

With the following note:


Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
If you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
Please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
Contact your present landlady


A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
But he will have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,
Calling the payment
"RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he has his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following typed note:


Dear Madam: :

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note,

The girl immediately returned the check for $250

With the following note:


Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
If you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
Please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
Contact your present landlady

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
But he will have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,
Calling the payment
"RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he has his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following typed note:


Dear Madam: :

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note,

The girl immediately returned the check for $250

With the following note:


Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
If you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
Please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
Contact your present landlady

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny ohhhhh I have wet my self laughing can't believe it. have a star

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HEARD IT BUT ITS STILL FUNNY!!!!

HE DIDNT HAV ENUFF FURNITURE TO PUT IN THE APARTMENT!!!

Nice....

here is one

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

"For best results, put on two coats"

Why didn't you write this joke just once? What a wate of time... not funny at all.

funny

why did you post the joke 5 times in a row?

wait what? okay I think I get it but can you point it out or explian it

Funny! 100!

funi

Very Very Funny.lol.Thankyou

bahhahhahahahahahaha wow ima tell this to my friends haha

CANGRATS! YOU GET A STAR!

very funny thanks

Was funny even the second time. lol

Ha ha ha ha.......



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