Can you give the corniest joke you know?!
Question: ex. A guy walked into a bar, "Ouch"
Answers: ex. A guy walked into a bar, "Ouch"
How about the bartender who wouldn't serve a snake because it couldn't hold its liquor
Hey i remember this one time when.....oh wait....... that wasnt me
Yes I can give the corniest joke I know.
how do you make a kleenex dance?
put a little boogie in it!
Q:why did the chicken cross the road?
A:To get to the other side.
Guy-Do you work at a bank?
Gril-No.....
Guy-Thats weird I swear I pinned you for a banker
Girl-Why a banker?
Guy- Cause you raise my interest
anything that has "your mom" in it. lol i find that so pointless.
why do rhinos have so many wrinkles???
because they are too hard to iron....
haha i got it off a Popsicle
-Hey, whose cheese is that?
-Nacho cheese!
KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
olive.
olive who?
olive you! (i luv u) get it?
tee hee
How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When there's a tampon behind her ear and a pencil up her, OK you know what.
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
Knock-knock joke.
You start it.
two fish are in a tank
one goes to the other
"how do you drive this
if i ever had twins,i'd use one for parts!
i like to skate on the other side of the ice..
There was two cows in the field.
One cow said "moo"
and the other cow said
"hey I was gonna say that"
Who wants to hear a joke about corn?
(du-dum dum)
lol sooo corny but i luv it
2 peanuts walk into a bar... one got a-salted (assaulted)
Guy: Hey let me tell you a joke
Girl: Kay
Guy: Okay two drunks walk into a bar one says-
Girl: What?
Guy: two drunks walk into a bar and one says-
Girl: No I heard you the first time... it's just... why would two drunks walk into a a bar? You're drunk when you leave the bar.
Guy: I know that but-
Girl: This just doesn't make sense
Guy: If you'd let me finish the joke-
Girl: GUY! ARE YOU GETTING MOUTHY WITH ME??!!! THAT'S IT WE'RE OVER!
Guy: GIRL?! No come back!!!!!!
:?)
Knock Knock who's there Mr. poo Mr, poo Who Mr Poo I will Fart on .
A homeless man came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks. So I bit him.