I'm SOOO bored, can anybody bother sharing a 100/10 rated joke?!
Question: Make sure its appropriate for my age group.
Answers: Make sure its appropriate for my age group.
One day, Derek Red, a 78 year old man, married Rachel, a 21 year old girl. Rachel went out one day, and Derek waited for her through the night. In the morning she still hadnt come back, and he though she might be sleeping with someone else. His heart began beating quickly. He ran to the apartments across the road, his heart beating pretty fast. He ran up the stairs all the way to the top, his heart beating very fast and loud. He ran to the end door and smashed it open. As his heart began to stop, he saw his wife putting on her clothes. He cried, and ran to the window. Outside he saw a man running as fast as he could with his tie off and his shirt out. Derek was angry, and he saw the fridge in the flat. He picked it up, and dropped it out of the window onto the man, who was killed. Derek's heart suddenly stopped, and he died. In the gates of heaven, Derek stood with some other people. An angel came and read out a list.
"Mr Red!" she said, and Derek came forward.
"How did you die?" she asked.
"I thought that my wife was sleeping with another man, and my heart stopped." Derek said.
"Okay." said the angel. "Mr. White!" she said. The man with his tie off and shirt out stepped forward.
"How did you die?" she asked.
"Well, I was really late for work, so I grabbed all my clothes and ran as fast as I could to work, but I was crushed by a fridge!" he said.
"Okay." said the angel again. "Mr. Black!" she called.
Another man stepped forward.
"How did you die?" she asked. The man replied, "Well, I was in this fridge....
no whats ur age
how old r u
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Its ha ha ha too funny to ha ha ha tell ha ha ha ........
Pat was dying. His wife, Kristi, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Kristi," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk." He was insistent. "Kristi," he said in his tired voice. "I...I Have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Kristi. "Everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Kristi. I...I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know," Kristi whispered softly. "That's why I poisoned you."
a man was walking through the park and he saw three kids throwing bricks at a cat in a tree,he went over and said hey that's now way to behave towards a defenceless animal.
they replied oh we were just trying to knock it down so we could stroke it.
OK,there are those two polar bears in the Arctic,a baby and his mother.The little polar bear asks:Mommy,am I a polar bear?
-Yes,you are-says his mother
-A real one?-aks the little bear again.
-Yes,son.
-Was my dad a real polar bear,too?
-Yes he was.Why are u asking such questions?
-Well mother,cuz I'm freezin' my butt out here!!