Another joke for yall???do you like this joke?!
Question: Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces! The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"
Answers: Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces! The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"
AHAHA! i tink this is ur best yet! keep them coming! wahaha! nw i cant stop laughing!
that fly will have no children
i think its funny
You have some gr8 stock of jokes
I would like to include u in my contacts
Great joke thanks for sharing.
Where did you come up with that its funnier than this one, what does michele jackson get at walmart?
little boys underwear half off
That waz hilarious!!! LOL!!!!
hahahahahaha......nice!!
Wow.... FUNNY... haha and for all the ppl that were like what is that? it is when the foreskin of the penis is cut off...
poor little fly
haha, good one.
HAHAHA!!!Hw do u come up wif tis jokes??Veri nice :)
sweet lol
Now I feel better LOL. Your jokes are always good, you don't ever need to ask for us to star them. Its always a pleasure for us to star them.
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