Best blonde joke in ages...no offence?!
Question: Don, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58PM. He sat Down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Don and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Don Says, You know, I bet he'll jump. The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he Won't." Don placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Wanda placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a Swan dive off the building, plummeting to his death.
The blonde was Very upset and handed her $20 to Don, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's Your money. Don replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 O'clock news and so I knew he would jump.
Then Wanda replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Don took the money.
Answers: Don, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58PM. He sat Down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Don and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Don Says, You know, I bet he'll jump. The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he Won't." Don placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Wanda placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a Swan dive off the building, plummeting to his death.
The blonde was Very upset and handed her $20 to Don, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's Your money. Don replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 O'clock news and so I knew he would jump.
Then Wanda replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Don took the money.
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HAHAH did u make that up?
cuz its reli funi
lol
thats a good one..hahah
lol!
nice one, have a star!
Ha i heard this before but it is reallly FUNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!!
awwwwwwww man that was funny
Funny! 100!