Funny nuns?!
Question: THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A HOCKEY GAME. THREE MEN (WHO HAD BEEN
DRINKING A LOT) WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM. BECAUSE THE NUNS
HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE
NUNS, HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO
UTAH ... THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA ..
THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO . THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS
LIVING THERE."
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET
AND CALM VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL? THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS
THERE."
Answers: THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A HOCKEY GAME. THREE MEN (WHO HAD BEEN
DRINKING A LOT) WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM. BECAUSE THE NUNS
HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE
NUNS, HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO
UTAH ... THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA ..
THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO . THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS
LIVING THERE."
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET
AND CALM VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL? THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS
THERE."
Hey that was a very good joke....thanks i need that. **starred it**
lol?
That was awsome :)
LOL THAT WAS FUNNY! I LOVE NUN JOKES!
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? YOU DONT NEED TO SCREAM TO BE HEARD ACROSS DA INTERNET!
why are you yelling at me? Stop using all caps. It's a cute joke btw, bravo.
The best joke ever!
Have a star!
Very funny....liked it ....I′ll send a star when I recover my hearing!!!
funnnyyy. loved it.
funny as hell, hell yea, where the hell did u get this?
LOL! Star
that was hilarious I'll give you a star
rotflmaooooooooooooooooooooooo i love it that's way too hilarious thx! hee hee
Funny! 100!
LOL, that's a good one! :-)
lol..
LOL!! that was funny
u deserve another star
lol that was too cute
two nuns are riding bikes down a cobbled street,
one says to the other we haven't come this way before.