Wanna try this Golden Telephone?!
Question: An American was fascinated to write about churches. So from the west, he travelled heading east passing through major cities in Europe and Asia. And in all the churches he visited there's always this golden telephone that the pastors claim is DIRECT LINE to God. But the sign says $1,000 per minute.
Finally he reached Manila and was not anymore shocked to see the golden telephone but was surprised with the sign near it. "Father, I have been in cities all across the world and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $1,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"
>>> I love this part.....
The priest, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're
in the Philippines now ...... You're in God's Country, It's a local call."
HAPPY EASTER ALL!
Asian by Birth - A Filipino by the Grace of God
Answers: An American was fascinated to write about churches. So from the west, he travelled heading east passing through major cities in Europe and Asia. And in all the churches he visited there's always this golden telephone that the pastors claim is DIRECT LINE to God. But the sign says $1,000 per minute.
Finally he reached Manila and was not anymore shocked to see the golden telephone but was surprised with the sign near it. "Father, I have been in cities all across the world and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $1,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"
>>> I love this part.....
The priest, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're
in the Philippines now ...... You're in God's Country, It's a local call."
HAPPY EASTER ALL!
Asian by Birth - A Filipino by the Grace of God
I'm a Filipino too(and in the Philippines right now)! And I'm very proud of it!!!
You are right!! I Love this!!!! Starred!!
Happy Easter!!
i'm not from the phillipines but i love this joke thx! ? Happy Easter ?
yuk...yuk...yuk.....
hey i am asian too girl and yes i heard this joke b4
nice...