This joke, funny or not?!
Question: A lady called the police to report that her husband was missing.
The police arrived and asked for a description of her husband. She told them that he was 6 foot 2 inches tall with blonde wavy hair and a smile that made everyone loved him.
The police proceeded to go next door to ask the neighbor if she had any information about the man. The lady next door, astonished at the description given to the police by her nieghbor, told the police. "That's not true. He is a 5 foot 4 inches tall, is bald and has a perpitual frown on his face."
After the police left, the neighbor went to ask why the woman had given the police the false description of her husband.
She replied. "Just because I reported him missing doesn't mean I want him back!"
Answers: A lady called the police to report that her husband was missing.
The police arrived and asked for a description of her husband. She told them that he was 6 foot 2 inches tall with blonde wavy hair and a smile that made everyone loved him.
The police proceeded to go next door to ask the neighbor if she had any information about the man. The lady next door, astonished at the description given to the police by her nieghbor, told the police. "That's not true. He is a 5 foot 4 inches tall, is bald and has a perpitual frown on his face."
After the police left, the neighbor went to ask why the woman had given the police the false description of her husband.
She replied. "Just because I reported him missing doesn't mean I want him back!"
There are some brilliants jokes like that! Heres another one:
One day, Derek Red, a 78 year old man, married Rachel, a 21 year old girl. Rachel went out one day, and Derek waited for her through the night. In the morning she still hadnt come back, and he though she might be sleeping with someone else. His heart began beating quickly. He ran to the apartments across the road, his heart beating pretty fast. He ran up the stairs all the way to the top, his heart beating very fast and loud. He ran to the end door and smashed it open. As his heart began to stop, he saw his wife putting on her clothes. He cried, and ran to the window. Outside he saw a man running as fast as he could with his tie off and his shirt out. Derek was angry, and he saw the fridge in the flat. He picked it up, and dropped it out of the window onto the man, who was killed. Derek's heart suddenly stopped, and he died. In the gates of heaven, Derek stood with some other people. An angel came and read out a list.
"Mr Red!" she said, and Derek came forward.
"How did you die?" she asked.
"I thought that my wife was sleeping with another man, and my heart stopped." Derek said.
"Okay." said the angel. "Mr. White!" she said. The man with his tie off and shirt out stepped forward.
"How did you die?" she asked.
"Well, I was really late for work, so I grabbed all my clothes and ran as fast as I could to work, but I was crushed by a fridge!" he said.
"Okay." said the angel again. "Mr. Black!" she called.
Another man stepped forward.
"How did you die?" she asked. The man replied, "Well, I was in this fridge....
Funny! 100!
no its not funny, its even gayer than your picture ....
I guess it was funny..
it is really funny 100.
not
funny ...sure beats all the same O blonde jokes.. ;o)
That was pretty good I give you two thumbs up.
well...ummm...i....ummm...think it was sort of funny....why would she report him??? if she dont want him back..??
well im not that good with jokes but i get it...
not bad. the one that spongebob smith gave is a lot funnier
wat tom b said. nice rainbow u fairy
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look into the sceptic tank..........oh am reading too many Ann Rule's books at the moment..!:-)
Oh heck she needs the life insurance details etc..
OK.........really lame answer from me...........granted !
seroiusly no its not.
That joke was really horrible, I'm so sorry.....
!!! hilarious !!!
its ok
its kinda average
sorry
:)
I know how she feels.lol