~lol old one but still funny~?!
Question: Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house burglarized and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!”
Answers: Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house burglarized and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!”
HAHA lmao
sounds like she could use some company right about now... haha awwww lollll
well why are you still posting questions?? go comfort her lol
lol
chuckle worthy
lol!
have a star!
For a Blondie thats a peach. luved it. Keep them coming!
Still funny
LOL
HAHA!
knees slapping, lol.
Im very blonde and loved the joke.
thank you
Funny! 100!
awww poor idiot i feel so bad for her
im blon3 and i enjoyed that one lol
ahaha! that was rili unexpected! i was wondering wat she wud say lol!
Poor, stupid, little sweetie. Makes you wanna wrap her up in cotton batting to sheild her from herself.lol
Hey I'm sorry that you have jealousy problems and that youre ugly. But that doesn't mean you have any right to leave me rude answers.