31 INTERESTING FACTS tell me a joke in return?!
Question: First of all i would like to tell u that i know i could have posted the same question in the Trivia category but a very few people visit that category so i posted it here..
1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acous...
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
Answers: First of all i would like to tell u that i know i could have posted the same question in the Trivia category but a very few people visit that category so i posted it here..
1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acous...
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
You have got to read it in style with a British accent to enjoy . A Poor bihari villager named GANPATRAI who really needs a job, is being interviewed by a Britisher for a job. .
Britisher :Han to gannd fat raha hai (Ganpatrai)!!
Bihari : nahi sir, jyada nahi!! Britisher : kya
jyada nahi bolta hai, tumhara application me likha
hua hai Ganpatrai. Bihari : Thik hai mai bap, likha
hai to fat raha hoga. Britisher : tum daily marata
(tum delhi me rahta) hai?? Bihari : nahi sir, kabhi
kabhi!!
Britisher : kya kabhi kabhi Britisher : Ganpathrai,
idar aaoo, bolta hai, tumhara application me
likha hua hai ki tum daily marata. Bihari : thik hai
mai bap, likha hai to marata hounga. The bihari
was employed on one condition that he will do
whatever Britisher's family asks him to do.
Britisher : Gandfatrai!! Ganpatrai : Ji maalik.
Britisher : Aaj tum ko 3 kaam karnee kaa haai
Ganpatrai : hukum Sarkaar Britisher : Tum pehla
hamaari beti ko Chodega (Leave HER) phir
hamaari biwi ko Chodega aur uske baad hum ko
chodega. Ganpatrai : Maaf karna Sarkaar, tumri
biwi aur beti to theek hai, lekin main aap ko nahi
chodh sakta. Britisher : Ganpathrai, Tum ko hum
ko chodhnaa padhega. Ganpatrai : Nahi sarkaar aisa
zulum naa kare. Britisher : Ganpathrai, agar
Tum hum ko nahi chodh sakta to hum tumko nokri se
nikaal denga. Ganpatrai : Theek hai sarkaar hum tum
ko bhi Chodega. Next dayThe wife of the Britisher
is Relaxing on the Lawn
Wife :Ganpatrai, idhar aaoo?
Ganpatrai : Ji Maalkin.
Wife : Ganpatrai, jaldi se jaaoo aur hamaare liya chai banaa ke le aaoo. Aaj hum chai Laund (Lawn) pe piyega. Ganpatrai :Ji maalkin Kahan ? La.........
Wife : Haa! Laund pe.
Ganpatrai : Theek hai Maalkin hum abhi jaavat hai aur?￠a€￠a€￠a€?pe chai
le aate hai After sometime Ganpatrai comes balancing
the tea tray on his ?￠a€￠a€￠a€? When he reaches the wife
on the lawn the tray is about to fall. Just then the
wife catches the tray. Wife (excited): Ganpatrai,
Tum ne hammarrri Phuddi (Furti) dekha? Ganpatrai :
Nahi Nahi Maalkin hum ne tumahhar Phuddi
nahi dekha Wife : Saala Jhootaa Ganpatrai tumne
hammara phhuddi dekha dekha dekhaaa.
Ganpatrai : Nahi dekha maalkin? Wife : Bolo ke
tumne dekha nahi to hum saaab ko bolke tumko naukri
se nikaal dengaa. Ganpatrai : Theek hai maalkin
hum ne tumhaara phuddi dekha After a few days There
is no one except The britishers wife at home. She
is alone in herbedroom. While wearing her bra she is
unable to put the knot behind. So Wife : Ganpatrai,
idhar aaoo? Ganpatrai : Ji Maalkin. Wife : Ganpatrai,
hammara iska peeche se gaannd (Ganth) maaro.
Ganpatrai : Yeh kya keh rahi hai Maalkin. Wife :
Ganpatrai, jaldi se gaand maaro hum ko late hota
hai. Ganpatrai : Nahi Nahi Maalkin. akar maine aap
ki gaand maaro to hum ko sarkar kachha kha jayenge.
Wife : Ganpatrai, agar tumne jaldi se hammari gaannd
nahi maari to hum tumko kachha kha jaayengi
Ganpatrai : Theek hai maalkin main tumki gaannd
maarta hun. Ganpatrai who has been frustrated
for this thing for a long time starts ********
like a bull. While FuckingThe wife gets irritated
and then she SHOUTS. Wife (Shouts) : GANDPHATRAI,
GANDPHATRAI, GANDPHATRAI, Ganpatrai : Arre Chokri,
Gaannd maarega to Gaannd to phatega hi !!!!!!
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