Answer this Joke/Riddle...?!
Question: The King of Fantasyland had a daughter and decided that it was time to get her married. So the King held a competition. Each man that wanted to marry the princess had to swim across this lake that was very long and wide and deep and had crocodiles in it. Many men tried but failed. They drowned or got eaten or died of hypothermia. Then came along Johnny and he swam across the lake in afew minutes. When he arrived at the other side, he asked the King a question.
What did Johnny ask the King?
Answers: The King of Fantasyland had a daughter and decided that it was time to get her married. So the King held a competition. Each man that wanted to marry the princess had to swim across this lake that was very long and wide and deep and had crocodiles in it. Many men tried but failed. They drowned or got eaten or died of hypothermia. Then came along Johnny and he swam across the lake in afew minutes. When he arrived at the other side, he asked the King a question.
What did Johnny ask the King?
can i marry your daughter?
why was that so easy?
why is your daughter so ugly?
can i have a towel?
how do i get this crocodile off my @$$??
all this for your daughter??
why do men risk their lives for this girl?
this isnt a swimathon?
can i be the king?
where is your daughter?
can i have s.e.x with her now?
are those crocodiles part of your family?
can i marry your daughter?
Can i have a towel!!!
DO U REPRODUCE CROCODILES?
He asked the king a question!
Happy answering!
Is your daughter the kind of woman my mother would approve of? if so, would you ask one of your aides to call me a cab?
Simple! A question! :)
gosh that was easy!!!!!!!!!......why didnt u think of lasers ,alarms,automatic machine guns and a puncher dumped in this river?
Do I look as long as I did before I began to swim ?
a question ??