I need some good jokes :D?!
Question: Any joke will work, raunchy, not raunchy, stupid, "story" jokes, any kind of jokes will do :)
Oh but please, no knock knock jokes or why did the chicken cross the road jokes :P
Answers: Any joke will work, raunchy, not raunchy, stupid, "story" jokes, any kind of jokes will do :)
Oh but please, no knock knock jokes or why did the chicken cross the road jokes :P
NO KICKING
A little boy came down to breakfast, since they live on a farm, his mother asked him if he had done his chores. "Not yet' says the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well he is a little upset so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow.
He goes back for breakfast and his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs & bacon?" he asked.
"Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get any eggs for a week, I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon for a week, I saw you kick a cow, so for a week you are not getting any milk."
Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the puss half way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
What's red and goes in circles
a baby in a blender
fill in the blanks with either yes or no....
1. ___, I am stupid.
2. ___, I am ugly.
3. ___, I killed my friend.
things like that.........
how do you get a computer mad?.....talk about its mother board
is it me or is ur mama over there running after a twinky truck, have u seen ur mama lately b/c i seen her over where she's fighting a hobo 4 a sandwich, godzilla hasn't been show'in up in japan anymore ... i found out....ur mama wuz there, when ur mama came to japan everyone screamed in terror
A Blonde excitedly calls her best friend on the phone and tells her: I just finished a puzzle in 6 months and on the box it
says 2 -4 years !
okay theres three kids named zip dick and pee .so they are like lets mess around .sowhen the teacher wasnt looking they take off .pee was escaping ,zip was on the tables, and dick was in the closet. so the teacher said "zip down ,dick out, pee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an irishman crashed his helicopter,
he said he was cold so he turned
the fan off.