An egg...star if funny...xx? with easter in mind?!
Question: If you think life is bad, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all...
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
Answers: If you think life is bad, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all...
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
lol. i have heard it before but it still makes me giggle and its worth a star!!!
hahaha i loved it.. i think ive heard it before but that was awhile ago and i must have forgotten.. have a starr!
haha!!!nt bad.
eggcelent!!
That was good Sassy.....you're naughty....I like you....ha ha ha ha
yep!had a tittter at that!!
nice one,i like mine soft boiled!!
Ha Ha HA really funny...
Very good
But you forgot one
Just when you get hard , someone hits you on top of the head with a spoon
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lol good one :) !!!
that was eggstatic