Have you got a watch like this one?!
Question: A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man swears, "******* thing must be an hour fast!!"
Answers: A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man swears, "******* thing must be an hour fast!!"
hehehe very good
Aha, I find that quite funny.
Thumbs up.
Good 1, HEE HEE!!!
hahahaha funny...lol..xx..?
Star from me .
i wouldnt mind getting a watch like that
PMSL! I will try that one later, apologies in advance for my black eye tomorrow.
lol!!!
well at least it's not running late, lol
Now that is a watch worth having. lol