Yet another blonde joke?!
Question: One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for
speeding.
> He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.
> The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how
> hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
> "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... could I see your
drivers
> license...?"
> "...What's a license...???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away
> the fact that she was as dumb as a stump..
> "It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer. After fumbling
for a
> few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
> "Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop.
> "Registration..... what's that.....?" asked the blonde. "It's
> usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently.
> After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll
> be back in a minute..." said the cop and walked back to his car.
> The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's
> license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher
> came back;
> "Ummm.... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
> "Yes...." replied the officer
> "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
> "Uh... yes" replied the cop.
> "Here's what you do...." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff
> back, and drop your pants..."
> "WHAT!!? I can't do that. Its..... inappropriate..." exclaimed the
cop.
> "Trust me..... just do it...." said the dispatcher.
> So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and
> registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
> The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not ANOTHER
> breathalyzer
Answers: One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for
speeding.
> He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.
> The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how
> hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
> "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... could I see your
drivers
> license...?"
> "...What's a license...???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away
> the fact that she was as dumb as a stump..
> "It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer. After fumbling
for a
> few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
> "Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop.
> "Registration..... what's that.....?" asked the blonde. "It's
> usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently.
> After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll
> be back in a minute..." said the cop and walked back to his car.
> The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's
> license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher
> came back;
> "Ummm.... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
> "Yes...." replied the officer
> "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
> "Uh... yes" replied the cop.
> "Here's what you do...." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff
> back, and drop your pants..."
> "WHAT!!? I can't do that. Its..... inappropriate..." exclaimed the
cop.
> "Trust me..... just do it...." said the dispatcher.
> So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and
> registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
> The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not ANOTHER
> breathalyzer
i didn't get the last part...
OMG a bit rude but very funny. I think I will save this one for my girlfriends. One of them is blonde
Funny! 100!
I didn't think it was that funny..
how ruud but funny lol
Haha.
lol..
very funny
OMG I GET IT
BREATHLYSER AS IN ON HIS PENIS!!!
EUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
haha!!!!!!!!!
lol
lmao lmao hahahah i love it
haha i like blonde jokes even thought i am blonde lol.