Couple of jokes - funny or not?!
Question: A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland.
He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink.
The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire.
There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor
and giving him a great deal of attention.
The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.
The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."
A man was just coming out of anaesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital,
and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."
Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep.
Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute."
"What happened to beautiful?'" she asked him.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
Answers: A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland.
He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink.
The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire.
There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor
and giving him a great deal of attention.
The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.
The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."
A man was just coming out of anaesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital,
and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."
Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep.
Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute."
"What happened to beautiful?'" she asked him.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
omg he was taking soup out of the dogs dish. lol
I wonder what she will be like when the drugs are fully worn off probably a right witch. lol
middle
never ever
Hahaha,cool jokes.
I like the second one but the first one failed.
It's kinda interesting.....You can do much better !
SMILE, IT COSTS YOU NOTHING !
Best of Luck !
They are quite cool. i will say funny.
funny
6/10
5.87/10
great joke... cool
a pair of crackers
the second one is good
Good jokes!!
i like both of those thanks
very funny, well done
hahahaha I like the first one best.
i would say middle