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Question: Here is mine. When jesus said those without sin cast the first stone, chuck norris cast the first stoned and killed her. lol hey it's funny to me !


Answers: Here is mine. When jesus said those without sin cast the first stone, chuck norris cast the first stoned and killed her. lol hey it's funny to me !

Chuck Norris dosen't tea bag, he potatoe sacks.
Chuck Norris dosent throw up , he throws down.
Chuck Norris is gay

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another fist.

If you can see chuck norris, chuck norris can see you.
If you cant see chuck norris, you have 5 seconds left to live..

chuck norris is stronger than setheroith
tou can see it from here http://youtube.com/watch?v=W9yI3F9a_PA
it isnt made from me

Chuck Norris took a trip to the "Virgin Islands" when he left they were known as "The Islands"

When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”

Chuck Norris, his idea of a chocolate shake is 10 heresy bars wrapped in a raw porterhouse steak, dipped in kerosene.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head.

The best way to end illegal emigration is to give Chuck Norris a green light.

Chuck Norris could kill everyone from star wars, he is the force.

chuck norris doesn't wear a watch...he decides what time it is
chuck norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun...and won
chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
chuck norris can divide by zero
if a tree falls in the forest does anybody hear it? chuck norris does...he hears everything



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