Silly joke riddle.....?!


Question: A man drives three miles to the race track, he places three bets on horse number three, there are three minutes for the race to start, so he buys three hotdogs and three cokes. The race starts at exactly three o clock. All the signs say he's going to win about 3000 pounds....... what happens next ?


Answers: A man drives three miles to the race track, he places three bets on horse number three, there are three minutes for the race to start, so he buys three hotdogs and three cokes. The race starts at exactly three o clock. All the signs say he's going to win about 3000 pounds....... what happens next ?

It comes in third?

The alarm clock wakes him up!

you tell me

The horse has 3 legs? Sorry no good at these!

he wins....?

The horse falls on fence three.

THE horse comes 3rd.

He accidentally trips over a three-year old, falls down three flights of stairs, and gets three gashes on his face. Then, a psycho with three chainsaws cut off most of his fingers, so he is left with only three. His three brothers rush him to the hospital, but there are only three nurses there. They had to dial 333-333-333 to get the third best surgeon at the hospital. Unfortunately, the surgeon is three minutes late, and the man bled to death with only three cents to his name. The end.

Oh, and his horse came in sixth.

The horse comes in third.

he wins £3000, has 3 drinks,starts to walk 3 miles home . gets squished buy a 3 ton truck

He wakes up from his dream and looks at the clock and it says either 3:00 or 3:33

The horse falls at the third fence.

he watches a horse race

The horse came in third place.

It comes in third?

A good one this:- the silly sod ate his roll with the winning ticket in his hand, and had chewed it away with the mustard flavoured filling.



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