Joke...LOL?!


Question: Can anyone tell me a good joke... HERE'S one 4 u
tell me one 2..
A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back. Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.

"So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yup."

"Where did he go?"

"Your house."


now you tell me a joke!


p.s I got this joke from http://www.maximonline.com/jokes/index.a...


Answers: Can anyone tell me a good joke... HERE'S one 4 u
tell me one 2..
A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back. Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.

"So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yup."

"Where did he go?"

"Your house."


now you tell me a joke!


p.s I got this joke from http://www.maximonline.com/jokes/index.a...

nice joke! have a star.

now since the theme seems to be blonde jokes here we go....

how does a blonde turn the light off......closes the car door.

why the blonde get fired from the sp*rm bank....drinking on the job.

if a blonde and a redhead jump from a building, who hits first?..... the redhead the blonde would have to ask directions.

enough on the blondes.

a guy walks in a bar. sees a sign over the glasses that reads (handies $10 , cheese sandwich $3. he calls the lady behind the bar over and asks, " pardon me ma'am but are you the one that gives the handies?"

she answers him in gruff voice," yes i am"

he replies," good wash those hands and fix me a cheese sandwich.

have a great day,night, week, ahhhh whatever. JD

haha nice

N____ice !!

Funny!

haha nice
umm
okay how do you know if a blondes having a bad day?

When her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil

Its something my friend told me idk where she got it.

LoL
here is a joke:
Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "I think they’re dog tracks!"

The third blonde said, "Well, I think they’re cow tracks!"

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

A man is fishing and catches a murmaid. "Please let me go!" she pleads "If you do I will graint you multiple wishes" "Ok" he says "Doubl my IQ" and POOF his IQ doubles "Now TRIPPLE my IQ" and POOF the mermaid tripples his IQ "NOW"he says "Make my IQ 5 times larger "I'm sorry, I dont do that" "Ill wont let you go!" he say "Fine" she says reluctantly "But theres no going back" "OK!" he says and POOF he becomes a woman (dont meen to offend)



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