A couple blonde jokes!?!


Question: a blonde one day got caught in a hailstorm. When she got home her car was filled with dents. She took it to a repairman. The repairman saw she was blonde, so he thought hed have a little fun with her. After he saw the dents on her car, he told her to go home and to blow through the muffler so the dents will pop out. When she got home she did what he said. She blew into it, but the dents wouldn't pop out. She blew a little harder, but it still didn't work. When her (also blonde) roommate came home, she asked what she was doing. When she told her about what the repairman said, her roommate said, HHEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO! You need to roll up the windows first!!


Q: If a blonde and a bruenetter jumped off a building, why would the bruenetter reach the ground first?

A: Because the blonde would have to stop on the way to get directions!




I know, I know, the first one is WAY better!


Answers: a blonde one day got caught in a hailstorm. When she got home her car was filled with dents. She took it to a repairman. The repairman saw she was blonde, so he thought hed have a little fun with her. After he saw the dents on her car, he told her to go home and to blow through the muffler so the dents will pop out. When she got home she did what he said. She blew into it, but the dents wouldn't pop out. She blew a little harder, but it still didn't work. When her (also blonde) roommate came home, she asked what she was doing. When she told her about what the repairman said, her roommate said, HHEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO! You need to roll up the windows first!!


Q: If a blonde and a bruenetter jumped off a building, why would the bruenetter reach the ground first?

A: Because the blonde would have to stop on the way to get directions!




I know, I know, the first one is WAY better!

hahahaha LOVED IT if i had a 1000 stars they would go to you! STAR STAR STAR!!!

they all are hilarious! star for you!!!!!!!

lol at the first 1

That's Funny, Keep it up

i don't really get the first one, can you explain? thanks.

A blonde went into a doctor and told him she had broken every bone in her body. "you see doc, everytime i touch a bone it hurts!! ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow......" so the doctor took some exrays. a few minutes later he came back in the waiting room. he said "i have good news and bad news. the good news is, you didn't break every bone in your body. the bad news is..... you broke your finger."

Nice one...lol

lol funny ones :) !!!



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